"...that's what she said"

MJ. 21. WMU. Rugby player.

July 23, 2014 at 7:12am
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simsgonewrong:

My sim was so happy to finally learn how to use the potty! 

simsgonewrong:

My sim was so happy to finally learn how to use the potty! 

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July 22, 2014 at 4:48am
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I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

— (via treasure-yourself-darling)

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2:24am
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daddywhorebucks:

i cant believe jesus signed the declaration of independence 2014 years ago god bless america 

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July 19, 2014 at 7:12pm
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aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

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4:48pm
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2:24pm
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sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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12:01pm
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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

—  Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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9:36am
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kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

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7:12am
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caseyngarner:

6 / 16 / 2014

by: Casey Garner

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4:48am
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Reblogged from mycroft

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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2:24am
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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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July 18, 2014 at 9:36pm
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schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh

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7:12pm
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Wake me up at 3am just to tell me that I’m not close enough. Wake me again at 7am because we need to get ready for the day. Once more at 7:15 because we both know I don’t do mornings. Tell me about the dream you had last night while we have toast and orange juice. I’m tired as hell but I hear and feel every single word that you say. Ask me how I slept because you feel like you’ve been talking for too long. My answer is always the same when you ask, sleeping next to you is heavenly. Apologize for waking me up at 3am while I assure you that it’s okay and that I’m so glad that you did, then rally in your stubborn persistence the notion that it was out of line. Start explaining how wrong it was. You won’t get very far into your rant because I need to kiss you. Not only to stop you from being ridiculous but because I love you so much more than I can express with words. So please, wake me up at 3am so I can pull you closer and kiss you softly. “I love you endlessly” will be my sleepy response each time; as those four words are the only ones that can even come close to explaining my feelings for you.

— I love you a lot (via sarahiscray)

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4:48pm
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niebezpieczne:

fight club

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2:24pm
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